(by no means a comprehensive listing):
Merry
Distinctly merry
Tipsy
Inebriated
Sozzled
Sloshed
Trollied
Tired and Emotional
Legless
Hammered
Battered
Mullered
Bladdered
Tanked
Trashed
Lashed
Pissed/Pished
Wasted
Munted
Steamin’
Wrecked
Wankered
Arse holed
Rat arsed
Shit faced
Completely shit faced
Fucked
Totally fucked
Call me a taxi, I’m done.
Какие-то они слабые, еще и такси)